hello you person.

1. try to use capital letters more often. (oUch… is hard to do.)
2. eat less people. (society frowns on this. but what if i only eats illegal immigrants?)
3. stop stealing wi-fi off neighbors. go to starbucks more often to accomplish.
4. run when not being chased or chasing after tasty peoples.
5. start wearing pants occasionally. (so i can get starbucks… to accomplish goal 3.)
6. start own religion.
7. go to worship for this religion at least once a month… if i feels up to it.
8. lose weight and gain it back because i is at a healthy weight anyways.