hello you person.

This information is taken directly from wikipedia. I was casually browsing and came upon the entry for my name. I found the last entry particularly amusing. I’ve tried to post things on wikipedia and everything got deleted for one reason or another, so I’m pretty surprised this slipped past.

Famous people known as Luke include:

• Luke the Evangelist, companion of Paul of Tarsus
• Vietnamese Martyrs, Luke Loan Ba Vu and Luke Thin Viet Pham
• Luther Campbell (born 1960), also known as Luke
• Steve Lukather (born 1957), also known as Luke
• Luke Skywalker, fictional Star wars character
• Luke Wilson (born 1971), actor
• Luke Goss (born 1968), singer and actor
• Luke Ravenstahl (born 1980), mayor of Pittsburgh, PA
• Luke Kelly (born 1940, died 1984), folk singer
• Luke Ford (born 1981), Australian actor
• Luke Pierce (born 1992), known for pleasuring buttholes and having half a sack

AWESOME ANIMATION

I would really like to know when this website was made… and if that looked good back then.

Amuses me.

Obama, pounding the pavement with other distinguished members of the Democratic party.

I ran across this hilarious site called “Uncyclopedia” which is full of wikipedia like articles… except that are fake. It’s pretty impressive actually. Just click the pic of Barack and Luda and check out the Obama article.

Do you ever have a glimpse into the future?
Sure I’ve had dejavu incidents sprinkled throughout my life. (some of them playing exactly how scripted and some not)
A couple nights ago I felt like I was at a crossroads with two options and I saw a future if I acted on one of the options. It will be the harder path, but I think it will be worth it. I may not know whether I’m psychic for awhile though… my supposed “vision” is probably 3 to 7 years off.

I thought this was mildly interesting. It’s how to say hello in different languages. Umm ok, maybe you’re not that facinated. Maybe I’m not that facinating. I can entertain 3-year-olds and small hairy mammals for hours with my amusing antics. So you can just umm… whatever… pshhh!

That’s because I bought my own server from Bluehost and I’m going to migrate my site from my brother’s server.
AND because is set up a site a site for my buddy John. He owns Riverview Fitness Center at 300 Main in Quincy. It’s a great 24 hour fitness center in Quincy.

You should do yourself a favor and check it out.

All I had to do to put myself in place of this “super-hunk” Edward dude is make myself look even more pasty and creepy than I already look. He’s supposedly “the perfect guy” (never seen the movie, or read the book)… but from what my brother Ben tells me… he’s a real creeper. I guarantee that chicks would flee from this guy if they met “Edward” in real life.
“Oh… so you mainly drink animal blood and not people blood anymore. That’s cool I guess.”

1. try to use capital letters more often. (oUch… is hard to do.)
2. eat less people. (society frowns on this. but what if i only eats illegal immigrants?)
3. stop stealing wi-fi off neighbors. go to starbucks more often to accomplish.
4. run when not being chased or chasing after tasty peoples.
5. start wearing pants occasionally. (so i can get starbucks… to accomplish goal 3.)
6. start own religion.
7. go to worship for this religion at least once a month… if i feels up to it.
8. lose weight and gain it back because i is at a healthy weight anyways.

Why is it that starting January 1st (after your hangover wears off) everything feels new and fresh? Did anything magical happen overnight to wipe the slate clean? Or is it simply a convenient time to actually forgive ourselves for all the crap that we’ve done this past year?
It’s the one time of the year that we’re naive enough to believe that we can actually change and not fall back into the same habits that have plagued us for so long. I’m fully aware that any proposed changes in lifestyle or self-suggestions for self-improvement will likely fall by the wayside come February. I’m a pessimistic-realist at heart, but I can’t help but being optimistic for 2009!

hello you person.