hello you person.

I last performed a stand-up comedy routine in 2004. It went very well in my opinion. However, besides playing guitar and joking around I haven’t ventured into this area since. I saw there was a contest for comics. So I signed up. I think I have some solid material… however I really really need to finalize my routine. It’ll be an experience : ) and if I win I get $250 and an opening slot for another show.

If anyone is interesting in attending, here is the info:

Backwaters

March
Fri. 6th – Comedy Night Doors Open at 8pm – Show Starts at 9:30pm
Call for reservations 217-224-4102
Fri. 6th – Best Comic Stand – 6 Local Amateur Comics.
2 will move on to the finals.

However they can’t even spell the name of one of Missouri’s major commercial hubs right. Having 3 pawn shops has to get you some kind of respect right?

At least there are none of those pesky city names in the ocean.

At least there’s not to many city names to get wrong for Google Ocean. There’s umm Atlantis.

Sebastian the limbless kitty

Po' widdow kudduh

This kitten looks absolutely miserable and kind of seems like it wants to die. However, my first reaction was to laugh (and my second reaction was to laugh some more).

I kind of feel bad that I’m taking pleasure in the misery of a helpless little creature. I hope he comes to terms with his affliction and realizes that there’s so much to live for! Hmmm, well probably not… But he’s far cuter with no appendages than I’d ever be.