Evidently I’m no longer the only Luke Westberg in the world (and haven’t been for about 17 years). Well I hope he tries to sign up for a website and sees that lukewestberg.com is taken. Yeah, go ahead and take the .net address… that’s what you get for being #2 sucka!
"Woo... I made a game winning touchdown!" What a d-bag.
Ehh… I’m just kidding brother. Awesome name. And I’m not just saying that cuz you could probably beat me up ; )
This information is taken directly from wikipedia. I was casually browsing and came upon the entry for my name. I found the last entry particularly amusing. I’ve tried to post things on wikipedia and everything got deleted for one reason or another, so I’m pretty surprised this slipped past.
Famous people known as Luke include:
- Luke the Evangelist, companion of Paul of Tarsus
- Vietnamese Martyrs, Luke Loan Ba Vu and Luke Thin Viet Pham
- Luther Campbell (born 1960), also known as Luke
- Steve Lukather (born 1957), also known as Luke
- Luke Skywalker, fictional Star wars character
- Luke Wilson (born 1971), actor
- Luke Goss (born 1968), singer and actor
- Luke Ravenstahl (born 1980), mayor of Pittsburgh, PA
- Luke Kelly (born 1940, died 1984), folk singer
- Luke Ford (born 1981), Australian actor
- Luke Pierce (born 1992), known for pleasuring buttholes and having half a sack
I would really like to know when this website was made… and if that looked good back then.
Amuses me.
Obama, pounding the pavement with other distinguished members of the Democratic party.
I ran across this hilarious site called “Uncyclopedia” which is full of wikipedia like articles… except that are fake. It’s pretty impressive actually. Just click the pic of Barack and Luda and check out the Obama article.
Do you ever have a glimpse into the future?
Sure I’ve had dejavu incidents sprinkled throughout my life. (some of them playing exactly how scripted and some not)
A couple nights ago I felt like I was at a crossroads with two options and I saw a future if I acted on one of the options. It will be the harder path, but I think it will be worth it. I may not know whether I’m psychic for awhile though… my supposed “vision” is probably 3 to 7 years off.
I thought this was mildly interesting. It’s how to say hello in different languages. Umm ok, maybe you’re not that facinated. Maybe I’m not that facinating. I can entertain 3-year-olds and small hairy mammals for hours with my amusing antics. So you can just umm… whatever… pshhh!
That’s because I bought my own server from Bluehost and I’m going to migrate my site from my brother’s server.
AND because is set up a site a site for my buddy John. He owns Riverview Fitness Center at 300 Main in Quincy. It’s a great 24 hour fitness center in Quincy.
You should do yourself a favor and check it out.
Feel sorry for yourself. And pamper yourself as a doting mother would.
Ok, but seriously I’m not sure if this is some common practice in India or some crap like that… but I found a great method to clear my head. It was born of my love of steam. I’m fond of steam… saunas, dryers, dishwashers, showers, steam engines… unless it’s scalding hot, I’m down with it. Anyway, it’s very very dry in the winter and it feels like I’m breathing knives with my sore throat. And being as I don’t have humidifier I decided to boil some water on my GE stove. After a while I put in on low and stick my face over the large pot. mmmm… steam. nice. But what would make it even better? Some Vick’s.
I scurry off to the bathroom to fetch some of the greasy balm. So I scoop out some Vick’s Vapor Rup with the opposite end of a fork and stir it into the warm water. After a few moments, sweet relief rushed to my embattled sinuses! Then I thought… I like the smell of tea too. So I grab a large Lipton tea bag (which was supposedly only to make iced tea) and let it soak in there. The sweet aroma of tea in my lungs felt so good that I thought I might see how other items smelled steamed.
I put in a peppermint, some various herbs, a few Dole blueberries (I wondered why I was going to put them in there as I was doing it… but proceeded to do so anyway), and some “Oriental Essence” green tea lotion with Dead Sea Salt.
The Brach’s peppermint and herbs worked well… but the lotion kind of made me feel like I was inhaling Lot’s wife (which in all probablity I was). Did you ever hear that every time you take a breath you inhale at least 2 nitrogen atoms atoms that ever other human being that has ever lived has breathed. Yeah… I don’t buy that. I think scientists like to make claims that no one can possibly prove wrong. Oh, well THIS particle wasn’t breathed by Genghis Khan’s right-hand henchman OR Dave Thomas the former Wendy’s owner!!! ehhh… retarded.
I hope you’ve enjoyed the product and brand placements I’ve sprikled throughout my dialoge. As an advertising major it made me notice how everything in the world is just one big commercial. They don’t even make toys that aren’t somehow tied to a kids TV show anymore. And some movies border on ridiculous with their absurd worlds where Budweiser is the only beer and people only drive brand new GM vehicles.
ANYWAY… whe you’re sick… Feel sorry for yourself. And pamper yourself as a doting mother would. Because we all know choosy moms choose Jif.
All I had to do to put myself in place of this “super-hunk” Edward dude is make myself look even more pasty and creepy than I already look. He’s supposedly “the perfect guy” (never seen the movie, or read the book)… but from what my brother Ben tells me… he’s a real creeper. I guarantee that chicks would flee from this guy if they met “Edward” in real life.
“Oh… so you mainly drink animal blood and not people blood anymore. That’s cool I guess.”
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