hello you person.

1. try to use capital letters more often. (oUch… is hard to do.)
2. eat less people. (society frowns on this. but what if i only eats illegal immigrants?)
3. stop stealing wi-fi off neighbors. go to starbucks more often to accomplish.
4. run when not being chased or chasing after tasty peoples.
5. start wearing pants occasionally. (so i can get starbucks… to accomplish goal 3.)
6. start own religion.
7. go to worship for this religion at least once a month… if i feels up to it.
8. lose weight and gain it back because i is at a healthy weight anyways.

Why is it that starting January 1st (after your hangover wears off) everything feels new and fresh? Did anything magical happen overnight to wipe the slate clean? Or is it simply a convenient time to actually forgive ourselves for all the crap that we’ve done this past year?
It’s the one time of the year that we’re naive enough to believe that we can actually change and not fall back into the same habits that have plagued us for so long. I’m fully aware that any proposed changes in lifestyle or self-suggestions for self-improvement will likely fall by the wayside come February. I’m a pessimistic-realist at heart, but I can’t help but being optimistic for 2009!

hello you person.